Miranda & Chris

September 20, 2024 • St Croix Falls, WI

Miranda & Chris

September 20, 2024 • St Croix Falls, WI

Wedding Party

Kate Clemens
Kate Clemens - Matron of Honor
I always say I hit the lottery with Kate! Friends before we were family, she's been through it all!
Kayla Doherty
Kayla Doherty - Bridesmaid
My longest friend. I think we bonded in volleyball that our parents knew each other from high school. I shared my first underage drink with her, the only person I will go golfing with, we might be tied for the worst driving record, she is always down for an adventure but most importantly one of the best and most caring people you will ever meet. I have told her several times that she would have made the best therapist because she gives the greatest advice. Everyone needs a Kayla their life and I am so happy to have her standing by my side.
Steph Jones
Steph Jones - Bridesmaid
Jenny Moran
Jenny Moran - Bridesmaid
Forced friends (cousins) from diapers but quickly realized she is arguably the funnest member of the Clemens side. She may seem quiet, but don't let that sweet persona fool you, she will be on the dance floor all night. She impressively knows how to rap more Nicki Minaj songs than Nicki herself. Always down for a party unless there is gluten... she'll have to sit that one out.
Andrea Gray - Bridesmaid
Delaney Gray - Flower Girl
Mallory Gray - Flower Girl
Mike Gray - Best Man
Matt McConnell
Matt McConnell - Groomsman
Matty Ice, the guy who's cooler than a polar bear in a snowstorm and smoother than freshly groomed ice. With his pizza empire and charm that could melt hearts faster than mozzarella. Chris' original soulmate, a bond tighter than Caleb's skinny jeans. Miranda feels lucky that occasionally she gets to 3rd wheel.
Kyle Towle
Kyle Towle - Groomsman
Kyle, one of Chris' oldest friends, Mr. Make Shit Happen. Whose mustache is meticulously groomed to perfection, brushing it with the precision and dedication of Donald Trump's legendary comb-over. Each strand of hair is coaxed into place like a work of art, ensuring his upper lip is a beacon of style and sophistication. You'll probably catch him on the galloping through the dance floor with bulldog slammers in each hand.
Mitch Clemens
Mitch Clemens - Groomsman
Mitchell, the dear youngest brother who has endured years and years of abuse, you might have thought it would have made him tougher but unfortunately that’s not the case. Mitch would tell you he is one of the greatest outdoorsman of our generation although many of the deer he’s “killed” seem to be found by my dad the next day. In all honestly Mitch is a great brother and would give you the shirt off his back if you asked. I couldn’t have asked for a better roommate to live with me in my house the last couple years . To the Ladies he is very single and will likely be by the bar all night. I’m sure he would be happy to buy you a drink as long as it’s one of the free beer and wine options.
Mike Clemens
Mike Clemens - Groomsman
Growing up, I thought he was the coolest person there was. I wanted to hang out with his friends, drive his truck, I even did his homework for him. Now, I know the only cool thing about him is that he married Kate.